Generates three-word phrases of the form intensifier-adjective-noun, just like GitHub default repo names.
Has minimal dependencies (just rand and getopts) and minimal bloat.
$ witty-phrase-generator # -> staggeringly-wise-alchohol
$ witty-phrase-generator -2 # -> fantastic brush
$ witty-phrase-generator -n 4 # (outputs 4 lines of 3-word phrases)